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Hotforwords, an Internet sensation on YouTube, is shown here wearing an Alpha Wolf sticker by Wolf Tees.
Apparently there is a Wolf Tees war in progress to see which wolf T-shirt is the most alluring and irresistable in attracting hot women. Geeks who love to play with PhotoShop cutting/pasting their favorite designs onto celebrities are wadging the Wolf Tee war, posting altered pics to Amazon.com and other web sites as a way to support and vote for their favorite wolf T-shirt. From this beautiful picture sent to us by an anonymous fan, Wolf Tees is winning the war given it has already been stuck on the sexy slavic sensation, Hotforwords, herself! Is she hot for wolf or what?
There has been a lot of hype about the "Three Wolf Moon" T-shirt. This is an adorable design. It shows three wolves howling at the moon. This design was marketed on Amazon.com by The Mountain and cleverly uses Amazon's post a pic feature to help market T-shirts plus on-line gossip in chat rooms to boost its popularity. In other words, it is superstition and ignorance driving the market place. Quite frankly we think the public is smarter and deserves better. Don't you?
Indeed, the design of three wolves baying at the moon is flawed in that it does NOT accurately depict wolf behavior; the design's popularity is due more to the moronic sensibility and horny behavior of those hyping the design than to what constitutes genuine wolf behavior. An Alpha male howling over a bitch in heat would NEVER sing along with other wolves; rather, it would aggressively attack its competition and chase them away. In fact, likely as not an Alpha male would kill or seriously injure any other wolves which it came in contact with while seeking a bitch in heat. So why would anyone buy such a fallacious design unless they were over sexed morons following their penises or just totally ignorant of canine behavior? A better representation of true wolf behavior is illustrated in the "Howling For Love" series shown below:
"Howling for Love" is a series of wolf-moon designs which accurately portrays wolf mating behavior. This design series features a lone male wolf baying at the Moon with female wolves, their eyes gleaming red in heat, superimposed upon the craters of the Moon in the background. The cyan color of the lone howling wolf may also be a factor in its aphrodisiac effect upon women who seem attracted to this hue more than to other colors.
 Howling for Love |
 Call of the Wild |
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In this series we see a lone wolf howling at the moon with female wolves superimposed upon a large moon in the background. Thus the longing of the lone wolf for a mate is accurately expressed. This design would be more likely to attract females than a design which shows gay wolves howling which is only likely to attract homosexuals. Certainly if you are a horny male cruising the bars or a university campus looking for sexy, hot females, you do NOT want anyone to think you are gay. Hence if you really want to increase your probability of picking up girls, you should wear "Howling for Love" or one of our other designs in this series. In fact, this design certainly will bowl away its competition, at least among those who believe that truth in advertising has power over lunacy! The fact is, if you want to pick up girls, "Howling for Love" will do the job much better that its competition. And we can prove it.
You may wonder which design is most effective for picking up girls: "Howling for Love," "Call of the Wild," or the generic "Three Wolf Moon design featuring a lone wolf baying at the moon for two females?" Actually if you are a horny heterosexual any of these designs should work equally well to pick up girls. However, if you want to experiment, then buy all three T-shirts and do this test: visit your local pick-up bar, tavern or hot-spot on different nights and see which shirt works the fastest to make you score the hottest chick! Then judge for yourself. Repeat the experiment a dozen or so times for each T-shirt. If you want you can even make a video and post it on YouTube so everyone can see the results. Just be careful and be sure to have some condoms handy so you can practice safe sex, as these "Howling for Love" T-shirt are like an aphrodisiac and attract hot girls out of the woodwork! Be especially careful wearing them at Spring break to hot spots with thousands of bikini clad girls looking to score. You could end up with a harim or cause a cat fight if you aren't careful!
And the winner is ....
When we did this test our winner was "Howling for Love." However, we cheated. What we did was put some male musk on our wolf T-shirts, so maybe it wasn't just the T-shirt or just wanting to get laid that attracted the girls. In any case we invite everyone who wants to pick up girls to repeat our experiment. You'll be VERY happy you did. And hey, if you are gay or bi, give it a try too. For you see, we got hit on too by guys and gals alike when we tried this same experiment is a gay bar in San Francisco. So whatever your personal sexual orientation and preference try our experiment. See which of these Three Wolf Moon T-shirts works best for you in your favorite hot pick-up spot. We dare you to give it a try!
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We were sent this whimsical PhotoShop rendering of American Idol winner Kris Allen riding in a parade with Mickey Mouse. Kris is shown with the hot Alpha Wolf T-shirt, one in a series of original Three Wolves One Moon creations which have been a very popular item.
If you want to make a Wolf Tees pic showing your favorite celebrity, super star or even yourself wearing a Wolf Tees creation, you can send your pics to Wolf Tees. You can purchase Wolf Tee creations in our Byteland Art Gallery.
God Rocks is a popular hit sensation sweeping the nation! Are people suddenly getting religious again? It may be that many churches are using the power of music to attract attention and lure the public back into their flock. Whatever the reason "God Rocks" is a popular design that has special appeal to everyone who has faith and believes in a greater power. In fact, "God Rocks" is such an alluring design that it is being featured on our site. You can now just click on your favorite "God Rocks" gifts and apparel shown below and buy them right now!
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