From the Desk of Terry Lynch
DATE: Jan. 29, 1999
FROM: Terry Lynch
POB 241035
Montgomery, AL 36124-1035
E-mail: TerryLynch@aol.com
Internet site: The Pyrotechnic Pen
Additional Information: Lynch Links
Letter to the Editor - For Immediate Release
Please publish and distribute copy of this letter to all US Senators!
SUBJECT: Penis Envy Is GOP Motivation!
Open Letter To US Senators?
Sigmund Freud had a name for it: penis envy, that state of
belittled mind in which one's psyche is perverted by a degree of
jealousy and guilt indirectly proportional to the length of one's
penis.
Republicans seem to be suffering from penis envy. Why else would
they want to see and hear Monica Lewinsky testify? I propose
that sexually deprived and repressed republicans envy the
President and that this jealousy and guilt is a projection of the
penis envy generally suffered by republicans.
You may laugh but this theory is at least as reasonable as is Ken
Starr's theory that President Clinton obstructed justice and
committed perjury when he was only trying to hide an extra
marital affair. In fact it would be easier to prove that
republicans suffer from penis envy than to get two-thirds of the
US Senate to vote for President Clinton's removal from office.
I propose that a measure be made to determine the mean length of
Congressional representatives penises. Then compare this to the
imagined length each senator and house representative gives for
their penis and President Clinton's penis. You will likely find
republicans imagine their penises to be larger than they are, and
that they are jealous of the greater length they imagine the
President's penis to be.
That's why righteous, moral republicans would like to eye ball
Monica Lewinsky; it will enable them to imagine that their
penises are larger. After all, the right wing Christian
Coalition has so hammered down the size of republican penises
that one needs a magnifying glass to find them!
Indeed, over zealous, holier-than-thou republicans are obviously
sexually frustrated, unhappy and exhibiting distinct signs of
neurosis. No doubt they will try everything in their power to
politically castrate President Clinton and thereby compensate for
the tiny size of their penises.
Sincerely, Terry Lynch
Montgomery, AL
29 Jan. 1999
CC: US Senators, President Clinton,
WWW.
Lynch is creator of the Help Bill
website which is a non-partisan grassroots effort to express support
for President Bill Clinton.
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