From the Desk of Terry Lynch

DATE:  Aug. 23, 1998 

FROM: Terry Lynch
      POB 241035
      Montgomery, AL 36124-1035

E-mail: TerryLynch@aol.com

Internet site: The Pyrotechnic Pen

Additional Information: Lynch Links


Letter to the Editor 
 

SUBJECT:  President and Hillary Should Renew Marriage Vows

Republicans who want to crucify the President for his infidelity 
should first look between their legs and ask the question, "Where 
would you like to go today?"  I do not believe the majority of 
Congress would be able to answer that question without any 
thoughts of infidelity.  In fact some might be wishing they were 
in the closet with an intern or someone other than their spouse.

Although two rights do not justify a wrong, and a married man 
should keep St. Peter in his pants, no member of Congress who has 
ever broken their marriage vows and lied about it should sit in 
judgment of the President of the United States.  Before anyone 
considers impeachment members of Congress should be required to 
sign an Oath of Fidelity and Honesty which reads as follows:

I solemnly swear before my God and my country, upon penalty of 
perjury and removal from office, that while serving in public 
office I have never had an extramarital relationship or 
participated in any form or sex, including oral sex, phone sex or 
masturbation with an intern, staff member or other government 
employee, nor have I ever lied to my wife, children or country 
regarding my fidelity or other personal matters.

I suggest that all members of Congress who can not take this oath 
renew their wedding vows.  I suggest that the President and 
Hillary do the same.

I am sending copy of this oath to President Clinton and hope that 
he and Hillary will renew their marriage vows.  In fact I urge 
the President to celebrate the renewal of his marriage vows in a 
public wedding ceremony, to invite all the members of Congress, 
religious leaders and the public to witness their second wedding 
via media broadcast to the nation.  This would forever put an end 
to the silly little sex scandal which has rocked our nation.

Sincerely, Terry Lynch 
Montgomery, AL 
 

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