From the Desk of Terry Lynch
DATE: Aug. 21, 1998 FROM: Terry Lynch POB 241035 Montgomery, AL 36124-1035 E-mail: TerryLynch@aol.com Internet site: The Pyrotechnic Pen Additional Information: Lynch Links
Letter to the Editor
SUBJECT: Republicans Like A Hill Of Fire Ants The stink republicans have made over President Clinton's infidelities is really phenomenal. It reminds me of kicking a fire ant hill. All the little ants are furious, running around like crazy. Yet each little ant has a stinger of potent formic acid venom which makes the mound of enraged ants a deadly force capable of killing animals many times their size. In this case their enemy is the President of the United States and no amount of apology for kicking their nest will calm the ants. If the President, being from Arkansas, has ever stepped in a fire ant hill, he knows those little devils can deliver a potent sting. They don't like to be disturbed. Republicans are the same way. They are outraged by Clinton's infidelity, not just because an extramarital affair happened, but because it took place in the White House, involved an intern and sexual behavior that seems unbecoming of a President. I hate to tell those frenzied republican fire ants that the President's private sex life is none of their business. Nor is intercourse the only type of normal sexual behavior. Normal sexual behavior includes oral sex, genital manipulation and phone sex. Phone sex is currently regarded by psychologists as a harmless behavior, a form of safe sex which carries no risk of transmitting the virus responsible for AIDs. Phone sex which may involve mutual masturbation and sharing fantasies is popular among younger lovers of the network generation. It is also popular among lovers who can not always be together because of age differences, geographical residence or other considerations. Oral sex and phone sex are not sinful, just ways to enjoy being human and able to love. What throws the fire ants into frenzy is their nature. In this case enraged republicans are a bunch of prudish, holier than thou moralist who view infidelity as a sin. But consensual sex between adults is not a sin! Sex is a normal, healthy human behavior. And though it may not be wise, older married men quite often take pleasure in loving younger women, women who quite often have a physical and mental maturity far beyond their age. I believe that is the case with Monica Lewinski, who is very well endowed and has expressed a high degree expertise and sexual experience. The hill of republican fire ants are also disturbed by the President telling a white lie regarding his infidelity to protect himself, his wife, child and country. Yet white lies are told every day by millions of people to protect their loved ones. Were we to remove from office everyone who told white lies or misled the public, there would be not a single representative left in congress! If you don't believe my analogy, go out and kick a fire ant hill. Then think of how republicans have reacted to the White House sex scandal. You will quickly change your mind! Sincerely, Terry Lynch Montgomery, AL Copyright Notice