From the Desk of Terry Lynch
DATE: Aug. 17, 1998 FROM: Terry Lynch POB 241035 Montgomery, AL 36124-1035 E-mail: TerryLynch@aol.com Internet site: The Pyrotechnic Pen Additional Information: Lynch Links
Letter to the Editor
SUBJECT: Forget Monica Lewinski Investigation Yes, it is time to move on from the politically motivated Monica Lewinski sex scandal investigation. After all, sex is a natural biological process. Men and women have been having sex and playing with each other's genitals since before Adam and Eve. In all probability our missing link ancestors were hairy, promiscuous primates that ate more then just bananas. So oral sex with an intern in the White House, no matter how "inappropriate" that may seem to moralist, should NOT come as a shock to anyone. Affairs of state should not include extramarital affairs. But when they do, the private sex lives of those whom govern should be off limits to grand jury investigators. The personal lives of politicians should remain private, especially when it comes to sex and infidelity. After all, the President of the United States is not the Pope. The President has not taken a vow of celibacy and vows of fidelity are between him, his wife and God. Americans need to wake up and realize that people have sex. Sex is not sinful. Sex is a joyful human experience. In fact sex provides a release of tension, anxiety and stress. Men can not always get from their wives the satisfaction they need. That is why prostitution is the oldest profession in the world. It is also why men are not always faithful to their wives, take mistresses or visit prostitutes. If we drummed ever representative, ever senator, every politician out of office who was unfaithful to their spouse, we wouldn't have a government left. If we are so naive to believe that men and women never tell white lies about their infidelity to protect their marriage, their families and their country, then we are blind to the reality of human nature. Instead of wasting more tax payer money investigating Monica Lewinski, perhaps we should build brothels next to every state house in the nation. Then our politicians wouldn't be so up tight and might be able to get some much needed legislation passed. With state house brothels our representatives surely wouldn't feel the need to have sex with interns and there would be no more money wasted investigating silly little sex scandals. I'd certainly rather have a President who can admit his weaknesses, make amends with his wife and children and go on to lead our country, then to have a congress of holier than thou representatives, many of whom are hiding their own infidelity. Certainly infidelity is a personal weakness between husband and wife and NOT a crime worthy of impeachment. I'd also rather have a President who knows how to have good sex with his wife or his mistress then one who is so sexually frustrated and inhibited by religious taboos and Biblical prohibitions that he pushes the dooms day button! Sincerely, Terry Lynch Montgomery, AL Copyright Notice