FROM: Terry Lynch@aol.com; POB 241035; Montgomery, AL 36124-1035 
Phone: (334) 272-4217 voice  (334) 277-3582 fax via arrangement

DATE:  July 16, 1998 

TO:  Letter to the Editor      

SUBJECT:  What's Going On Behind Closed Doors?

Kenneth Starr's mission in life seems much like that of a Peeping
Tom, a voyeur, a very expensive voyeur at that!  I've always 
thought when people went spying upon couples, looking inside 
windows, tapping phones, concealing tape recorders, trying to see 
or hear what couples are doing behind closed doors, it was a sure 
sign they weren't getting enough sex at home.  Could that be the 
case with Starr?

What really bugs me about Starr's grand jury inquisition is that 
it is happening behind closed doors!  I guess that makes me a 
voyeur too.  But I'd really love to hear what kind of questions 
Starr and his hatchet men are asking.  Why can't the courthouse 
doors be opened and let the general public know what's going on?  
I'd like to know if I'm getting my money's worth, wouldn't you?

How much of the tax payer's money has Starr spent?  $46-million?  
$48-million?  $50-million?  I lost count some time back when 
Starr was fiddling around with Monica Lowinski.

You want to know what I think?  I'm sure you don't but I'll tell 
you anyway.  I think Starr has a thing for Monica.  I think he is 
jealous and would have liked to have been the one in the "oral 
office" with Monica.  I don't think Starr is interested in the 
truth at all.  I just think he wants Monica's phone number; 
having that he now wants to know what color are her panties.

Sex in the White House is big news.  After all with Johnson, 
Nixion, Ford, Reagan and Bush, I imagine it's been a long time 
since there was any sex in the White House.  Oh I forgot about 
Carter.  I suppose Carter could have had sex in the White House.  
But with the Iran hostage situation running on as it did 444 days 
and Carter acting like an impotent whimp, I don't think anyone 
would have cared about 'em peanuts.

Maybe the best thing for Clinton to do would be to stop being 
such a nice guy and start a little war with China.  Then no one 
would care about White Water or what color Monica's panties are, 
so long as they aren't red Chinese!




Sincerely, Terry 
Lynch Montgomery, AL