FROM: Terry Lynch@aol.com; POB 241035; Montgomery, AL 36124-1035 Phone: (334) 272-4217 voice (334) 277-3582 fax via arrangement DATE: July 15, 1998 TO: Letter to the Editor SUBJECT: The Little Gray Rat's Tale Way down south in the Heart of Dixie there was this town full of big fat white rats. They got fat taking money and eating votes. They used the money to build nests and raise fat little white rats that went to church and said their prayers. They knew the Lord of rats, who was white, blessed them and so long as they could keep all the black rats out of the green money garden they were happy. One day a black rat named King came to town and started preaching. Soon all the black rats wanted some of the money to build their nests. There was a bus boycott and sit-ins, marches for votes and civil rights for all, black and white rats alike. One of the white rats named Wallace didn't like that at all. He believed in separation of the rat races and so he ranted and raved until the white rats made him king. He was so determined to keep black rats out of the money garden that he called out the National Guard and stood in the school house door. One of the white rats even shot and killed the black rat that was doing all the preaching. Time passed and some of the black rats managed to get money nests. But the white rats were very clever. They knew as long as they sent their kids to private, expensive white rat only churches and schools, that the black rats would always be second class rats. Never would the black rats have enough money to change the status quo. Over time the white rats got fatter and fatter. They had names like Hunt, Blont and Folmar. There was even a little Wallace, Junior rat. There was even a fat rat that was so much like the old king of white rats that they started calling him the "Wallace Lite" rat after a type of piss-poor beer the rats liked to drink. Then one day something very strange happened. A little gray rat from a far off land came to town. Things were different where he grew up and he started telling the rats how there was enough money for everyone. All they had to do was go to the same churches and schools and stop teaching their kids that the Lord of rats was black or white. But rats will be rats. Nothing seemed to change. Yet the little gray rat knew that by telling his tale over and over in time all the rats would see the light which is exactly what happened after a long, long time and countless retellings of this tale. Sincerely, Terry Lynch Montgomery, AL