FROM: Terry Lynch@aol.com; POB 241035; Montgomery, AL 36124-1035 Phone: (334) 277-3582 voice/fax DATE: April 17, 1998 TO: Letter to the Editor WORD COUNT: 200 REF: Jesus Would Be A Democrat! Regarding Cecil H. Talley's April 17th letter entitled "How Can Christians Vote Democratic?," the answer is simple: just vote as Jesus would have voted. Jesus believed and taught forgiveness. Jesus would forgive both Republicans and Democrats for their trespasses. Jesus would accept homosexuals and forgive those whom have abortions. More over, Jesus would not advocate bringing unwanted children into the world. Jesus would not advocate over population and would preach population control by the most humane method available, that being family planning and birth control. In fact, Jesus would prevent teen pregnancy by passing out condoms in the classrooms! Jesus would advocate brotherly love and not throw the first stone at prostitutes, homosexuals or adulterants. Jesus would not point a finger at President Clinton's "oral office" affairs, but would teach people to love thy neighbor and their President as they would love themselves. In other words, Jesus would be very loving, accepting and caring, especially of his enemies. He would bring Kennedy back from the dead and make all blind Republicans see the light! Jesus would tell Republicans to put down their guns and stop shooting off their mouths about Monica Lowinsky. Jesus would feed the hungry and impoverished, multiplying each loaf of bread ten fold, giving subsidies to farmers, not to grow tobacco, but to grow wheat, corn and peanuts. Jesus would heal the sick providing free health care for the masses. Jesus who was crucified upon the cross would end all forms of capitol punishment. And Jesus would throw Republicans out of the temple for using God's house to fill their own political coffers! So why would Christians vote Democratic? The reason is because Jesus resurrected, reborn into modern times would be a carpenter, a builder of new ideas, a rebel and advocate of the down trodden. Jesus would, in all probability, be a Democrat! Sincerely, TerryLynch@aol.com Montgomery