Wanted: The Lynch Klan
Reward $00000.02
Carl Gregory Rotten Evil Bully Liar
Sharon Heartless Backstabbing Bitch
Carl and Sharon are wanted for kidnapping, fraud, exploitation, victimization, false imprisonment, defamation, swindling, deceit, perjury, libel, slander, mud slinging, backstabbing, alcohol abuse, enmity, bullying, mental anguish, and idiocy.
Attention bounty hunters. There is a $00000.02 reward for any information leading to the arrest and conviction the Lynch Klan. This is in regard to the above Wanted Poster. The Lynch Klan may be guilty of crimes including those cited as well as theft of property, fraudulent receipt of benefits, exploitation of the elderly and/or incapacitated, plus other crimes and indiscresions, including, but not limited to hurt and harm done to kenfolk.
If you have any information on crimes, mischevious behavior, or acts of enmity in regard to the above cited wanted poster, please contact local authorities or send your comments to PI